Banny And Lissa
by Dave Lerner

Sorry about the absence. I hope to be back by September 15 October 6, with a full explanation. Or, at least, a decent excuse.

E-Ditorial

Hello and welcome to my E-ditorial. Look for a new one anywhere from once a week to once a month. I'll try to announce on the page top when a new one has come out. The E-, by the way, is similar to the e- in e-mail.

• The Corrupt Censor
  • Proponents of Censorship use a number of arguments.
• Look, Up In The Sky!
  • Metropolis must be the most boring city in the world.
• The Ethical Non-Dilemma
  • If it's bad manners, it's bad business - Jim Sterne
• Degrees Of Furryness
  • There are five degrees of Anthropomorphic, Funny Animal, or Furry stories.

Do you have an opinion that you want to share with everyone? Well, everyone who reads Banny And Lissa, at least. You can write an E-ditorial! Just follow the following rules. (to the tune of The Yellow Brick Road) Follow the following rules. Follow the following rules. Follow follow follow follow, follow the following rules.

• A thousand words or less, please.
• Limit the vulgarity. Certainly do not use any language that'll get me kicked off Tripod. Don't use anything stronger than I've used in the story.
• No advocacy of Racism, Child Pornography, Suicide (exempting Euthanasia for the Terminally Ill), or anything that would violate my terms of service.
• No plagarism. All your words must be your own, or properly attributed.
• You have to own the rights to your essay. If it was previously published or work for hire, please find out what rights you own. You can send in a essay published elsewhere; just tell me its publication history.
• No advertisements. A product mention, even a review, is fine. But don't use my space just to push your wares.
• Your spelling, grammar, sentence construction, et al. should be at least at a high school level.
• I reserve the right to break any of the above rules for my own E-ditorials. Especially the high school level one.
• If I post your E-ditorial, sorry, I can't pay you for it. But, on the other hand, the only rights I get are the right to post it on this web-site, and whatever web-sites E-ditorials moves to. You still own your essay, and can publish it elsewhere or whatever. I would appreciate a mention, of course (and the new publishers may have their own rules).

I know some of these rules might be strict, or even arbitrary, but this is my site. If you don't like it, get your own site, and use my name so I get referral credit. A link swap would also be nice.

I look forward to reading your E-ditorials and learning why you are right and everybody else is wrong.

Bring your friends into the Gonspiracy! Tell them about Banny And Lissa and get their eternal gratitude, and a chance to win $10,000 and a Sony DVD Player, because using your friends for your own personal enrichment, and having them owe you for it, is the gonner way!
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